Posts Tagged ‘vacuum’

Mom got a new vacuum, and it is super scary!!! I do okay with the old vacuum she used. It sucked. I mean, it sucked as in it wasn’t very good or powerful, and it didn’t suck much crap off the carpet. The new one is so powerful it scares the weeners out of me! As soon as she turns it on I run to another room and hide. I am afraid the suction of it will suck me out of the room and into the vacuum. I am so scurrred.

Help,
Oakie

Mom went around the house the other day with something loud and noisy attached to her arm. It was big and blew air out and also sucked up all the crumbs from the floor. Why would she want to do that? I love all the crumbs on the floor! She called it vacuuming, but no matter what she called it, I think it was mean and scary. Why would she get rid of my precious crumbs? Every time she got near me, I would run away. I think she did it on purpose ’cause she’d laugh as she got closer to me. How rude!!

xx,
Oakie