Posts Tagged ‘vacation’

Cute Oakie here again to update you on my life with my single post of the month. Hmm, so the last time I posted, mom went on her vacation for two weeks. Then she came back for a week, and now she is gone again. WTF. That is not cool, mom. I miss you when you’re gone! Don’t you see how excited I am when I see you for the first time in weeks? I greet you with my tongue hanging out and my tail wagging! Yes, I get bored of you after 10 seconds and then I run away and find my toy. But that is no excuse to abandon me! Yes, when you hold me I squirm and moan like an old man until you put me down. Still no excuse. I’ve got ancient bones and joints. I’m almost 13 for goodness sake! Next time you go on vacation, take me with you!! Pwease!

xx,
Oakie

Hello my friends! It’s been a while since I’ve updated this blog. Sorry about that. I’ve been busy traveling the world, going places no dog has gone, and taking long walks on the beach. Oh wait, I didn’t do any of those. Mom did. All I did was stay in the dog hotel and wait for her. On my last day at the dog hotel, they emptied out my room and I knew right then and there that it was time to go home! I was so excited that the kennel employee had a hard time putting on my harness! I was too jittery excited! Mom doesn’t deserve all this excitement! She’s had enough! Fun time for me! I hope there are a lot of trick or treaters tonight so I can bark and scare them with my ferocious growl. Grrr, baby!

xx,
Oakie

As always, mama went on vacation and left me to suffer at the kennel! She was gone for a whole week. I thought she was never coming back! Then, right before the kennel people said I could go, they stuck me in a tub and washed me and cut off all my luxurious hair! Uncle says I look like a raccoon. If I do, that means I am the cutest raccoon in DA WORLD!!!

xx,
Oakie

Surprise, surprise. My mom went on vacation again. This time she sent me to the kennel. For two weeks!! Well, it was kinda fun.. like a vacation from her (but why would I want to go on a vacation without mom? And why would she go on vacation without me?!?) Mom bought me extra playtime at the kennel, so that was cool of her. She also ordered me a super cute haircut. I like it, but don’t tell mom I think it makes me look like a girl. She paid good money for this haircut!

xx,
Oakie

Mom went to Taiwan (yes, another vacation!), and all I got was a stupid tie. But I must say, I do look pretty good in it. It was the most expensive thing mom purchased at $7! What a rip off! Everything else she bought was $1-3. I feel so special. I’m totally worth it.

xx,
Oakie

Mom is finally back from her world-wind tour of the world (did I just repeat myself?).. and of course she went on vacation without me!! She left me home to fend for myself! Just kidding. My auntie took care of me while mama was gone. We had lots of fun. She fed me snausages, but I didn’t get to show her my trick because I was too busy eating the treats.

xx,
Oakie

Mom is always going on vacation without me. So I’ve decided to just lie in her luggage until the next time she goes on a trip. Then she will have to take me! I am so smart! My plan will work.. it has to!

xx,
Oakie

Mom came home from vacation yesterday!!! I was home alone, and she came back during the day. I was no expecting her, so I growled from upstairs thinking she was a stinky intruder. Turns out she only smelled like stinky Europe! I ran down and gave her a big hug! And then I ran off to play with my toys. Yay!

xx,
Oakie

Day 4 of mom on vacation

Dear Diary,
I am going to stop counting how many days mom has been gone on vacation ’cause it is driving me bonkers! I should just pretend I am on vacation from mom. Yay! That means I can jump on her bed, rub my face and mouth all over the carpet, drag my stinky butt across the floor, and puke everywhere! Hooray! Oakie vacation time!!

xx,
Oakie

Day 3 of mom on vacation

Dear Diary,
Today I woke up and pooped. Then I ate lunch and dinner. Then I played a little. Then I waited for Mom to come home, but she didn’t because she is still on vacation having fun without me. How rude.

Love,
Oakie