Posts Tagged ‘toy’

I totally outsmarted those bars! I walked around them and made it to the stairs. Now I can throw Purple Guy with Big Feet to mom, and she can throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back to me. Here I am roughing him up a little in my mouth. I like to get him all slimy and saliva-y and grody. Sometimes I chomp on him really hard and he squeaks in pain! Sorry, Purple Guy with Big Feet! But it’s for your own good! Can I call you Purpley for short?

xx,
Oakie

I love Purple Guy with Big Feet. Here I am trying to get it to mom, but these bars are in the way. I want to throw her Purple Guy with Big Feet and have her throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back at me so I can catch Purple Guy with Big Feet, rough him up a little bit, and then give Purple Guy with Big Feet back to mom and have her throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back to me. It is the most funnest game in the entire WOOORLDDD!

xx,
Oakie

Whaddup, dawg? I like to sport my cap sideways sometimes to express my wild side. I think it makes me look cool and somewhat of a hooligan. You see that green toy in the photo? Yeah, I destroyed it. And then I ate parts of it, and it got stuck in my poop-shoot and mom had to pull it out my butt and I cried and it was such a big mess. Yeah, that part was not that cool, but it was fun tearing it up and eating it. But I guess in the end it wasn’t too worth it.. I had to take a bath after mom pulled the chewed up toy out my butt and got poo all over my behind. It was pretty gross.

Smell ya later,
Oakie