Posts Tagged ‘squirrel’

I bet mom wonders what I do all day while she’s at work. Here’s a detailed breakdown of my daily schedule:

Sleep
Sleep
Sleep
Bark at squirrel
Chase my tail
Sleep

That pretty much sums it up. I get so much done when she’s gone. Now if only I knew how to open the doors, then I could poop on my own, too!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Friday! Mom had the day off today, so she spent it with yours truly. How nice of her. We ate breakfast together. Then I went to sit by the window and bark at squirrels. She also sat by the window and barked with me. HA! I kid. She doesn’t do that. But sometimes she does mimic my bark. She thinks she fools me with it, thinking it’s another dog. But I know better. She’s got that human whiny-ness to her yelps. That don’t fool me at all!

xx,
Oakie

Mom has been keeping me up at night. Last night she stayed up and watched TV and was talking loud on the phone. Gawd! Ma!! I hate it when she’s up late at night and it disturbs my squirrel dreams. I was having a good one too! I was all moving and twitching my legs as I slept, and I was barking under my breath in my dream. Not that I knew I was doing it. Mom told me I was. But she also woke me up with her annoying voice. I was just about to catch the squirrel in my dream!

xx,
Oakie

Mom is always bothering me when I’m sleeping. She thinks it’s funny to poke me with her wiggly toes or scratch my head when I’m dozing off. Sure I love it when she does that when I’m fully awake, but leave me alone when I’m sleeping! I’m dreaming of squirrels! And Snausages!

xx,
Oakie

Sometimes when mom talks to me I zone out. She will just go on and on and I will have no idea what she is talking about. Sometimes I think she is just talking to herself, so I stop paying attention and look elsewhere. Then she’s all like Hey, Oakie! I’m talking to you! and then I’m all like Huh? And then she’s all like Blah blah blah blah blah, and I’m all like Yeah I’m listening to you. Not! In the end, I fool her and she thinks I’m listening, but really I’m just thinking about squirrels.

xx,
Oakie

I love to play fetch. I love to chase after the ball, catch it, and hold it in my mouth and squeak it. It’s so fun. I love to run around chasing my toys and sliding across the floor and grabbing the toys in my mouth and .. SQUIRREL! And then I see a squirrel outside and everything goes to crap and my concentration is shot and all I think about is the squirrel and I can’t stop barking. MUST. CATCH. SQUIRREL!

Squirrel?
Oakie

Happy Saturday! When will it stop raining?! My paws are getting soaked in the grass! And don’t even start about all the mosquitoes coming out to play! I don’t like playing with them. They play hide and seek in my fur. They make me itchy. It’s no fun. It’s the worst game ever. I’d rather play with the squirrels. I like to chase them and bark at them. I’m sure they love it when I do that. Who wouldn’t??

xx,
Oakie

Today was one of the most exciting days of my life!! I almost caught a squirrel!!!! It didn’t see me coming up from behind him, so I ran and he was cornered, but he ran past me. I was on his tail, but he got away. I was also restrained by mama’s leash. Stupid leash! She said something about catching rabies from the squirrel, but uh, hello!! I’ve had my rabies shot!! DUR! Oh well, it was still fun!

xx,
Oakie

Hello Friends!

Do you know what my most favorite thing to do is (besides poop and sleep)? I love to bark at and chase squirrels!

When I see a squirrel while mom is walking me, I like to yank the leash violently while nearly breaking my mom’s arm. It’s fun!

When I see a squirrel outside and I’m inside the house, I like to bark incessantly. I bark and bark and bark and bark and bark while the squirrel just minds it’s own business, ignoring me. But I still bark and bark and bark and go crazy insane like I’m going to murder someone.

Squirrels! They’re fun!
Oakie