Posts Tagged ‘snausages’

Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday dear Oakie!
Happy birthday to me!!!

Last year, mama made me a giant meatloaf cupcake.
This year, she gave me two snasuages.
Can you say LAZY???

xx,
Oakie

Mom is finally back from her world-wind tour of the world (did I just repeat myself?).. and of course she went on vacation without me!! She left me home to fend for myself! Just kidding. My auntie took care of me while mama was gone. We had lots of fun. She fed me snausages, but I didn’t get to show her my trick because I was too busy eating the treats.

xx,
Oakie

My mom taught me this trick a year ago and we haven’t been practicing it for a while, but I still remember it! I am so unbelievably awesome I can’t stand it! Actually I can stand it ’cause I love to stand. Isn’t that awesome? Aren’t I awesome? I love Snausages!

xx,
Oakie

Again with the pictures. Mom loves to snap photos of me when I do not want to have my picture taken. But at least I’m trying here. She told me to sit still and smile for the camera. I’m sort of smiling. Ok, not really. I’m really thinking Get me out of here this crazy lady is driving me nuts. But nutz or no nutz, I still love my mommy. She feeds me snausages.

xx,
Oakie

Christmas is around the corner. Do you know what to get your loved one? A big box of Oakie is always a family favorite! Surprise your significant other with a box of me!! They will be so happy, they will give you a high five! Of course, you can’t really have me because I belong to mommy, and her Snausages are better than your Snausages. Sorry, it’s just the truth.

xx,
Oakie

Ugh! I got tired of mom’s photo shoot of me, so I just got up and moved. She takes so long with the pictures! I don’t have all day to just sit there! I have other things to do, like sleep and eat Snausages. I’m going to start charging her for these photos. Snausage currency is an acceptable for of payment. My time is precious.

xx,
Oakie

Don’t I look cute hanging over the couch like this? Mom put me up to this. I don’t usually pose myself in things of this nature, but I guess I can start doing it from now on if it gets me some Awws and Oooohs. But I’d rather have some Snausages.

xx,
Oakie

Mom is always bothering me when I’m sleeping. She thinks it’s funny to poke me with her wiggly toes or scratch my head when I’m dozing off. Sure I love it when she does that when I’m fully awake, but leave me alone when I’m sleeping! I’m dreaming of squirrels! And Snausages!

xx,
Oakie

Dear friends,

Only 15 more days! Okay okay, I’ll stop reminding you. I just really love Snausages. And Sandwiches. I hope I get a big sandwich for my birthday. And a cake. Although I’ve never had cake before, so what am I thinking?!

xx,
Oakie

Dear friends,

Only 16 more days until I turn 10! What will you get me for my big birthday? Please send lots of love. And Snausages.

Love,
Oakie