Posts Tagged ‘sleep’

Hai guys. This morning one of the smoke detectors in the house started beeping. It was so loud. I was scared. The 9v battery was running low, and there were no extra 9v batteries lying around. Who keeps extra 9v batteries anyway? And what other electronics use the stupid 9v battery? None! Anyway, grandpa tried to make the beeping stop, but he accidentally made it go off, and that made all the smoke detectors go off at once. It scared me to death I crapped my pants! Well, I don’t wear pants so I didn’t really crap them. Also I didn’t really crap either. But I was super scared and shaking. Mom put a winter coat on me because I was shaking so much. But that didn’t help, so she wrapped me in a beach towel. That was so comfy, I almost fell asleep! That towel looked good on me, too.

Mom has been obsessed with taking pictures of me as of late. Not that this is anything new. She loves to shove that camera in my face and snap away. She doesn’t even let me fix my hair or let me pose with my good angle. Actually, all angles of me are pretty good. And I look ravishing with bedhead, so I guess I don’t really need to fix my hair. Dang, I’m so good looking I look good even in my sleep. Keep those pictures coming!

xx,
Oakie

Mom can be a mean bia sometimes. When I am comfortably sleeping on the floor, she likes to put a heavy blanket on me. Aww you say? Not aww! The blanket is bulky and heavy and she puts it on top of my body and my head! Suffocating! But I’m so used to it, I don’t even move anymore. I’ll just keep sleeping until she starts to feel bad and takes it off. Can a pup get some peace ‘n quiet around here? Sheesh!

xx,
Oakie

There goes mom again with her iPhone. Here I am trying to sleep, but she keeps shoving that phone camera in my face! To keep me from escaping, she wrapped me in a straight jacket and forced me to be cute. Haha, I’m just kidding. You don’t have to force cute on me. I am already naturally cute. And that’s not a straight jacket. It’s a towel I like to have wrapped around me when I sleep. Aren’t I the cutest burrito?

xx,
Oakie

Ma is so cruel sometimes. I wish she’d just leave me alone when I’m trying to sleep! But I guess she was just trying to help. You know.. by putting her jeans over my face when I’m sleeping so she could block the light out for me. Yeah right! She was laughing afterwards! And not so quietly! Hmph!

xx,
Oakie

I like to sleep on cold surfaces. Even if it’s not the softest, it’s the coolest! I got a lot of fuzzy thick fur, and it gets hot when I take naps sometimes! So I’ll move from the carpet or my bed to the bathroom floor or kitchen. It’s so refreshing!

xx,
Oakie

My mom. She’s so silly. Here she is bothering me in my sleep again. But instead of poking me with her toes or petting my head, she put her jeans over my face. Nice, mom. Real mature. Are you trying to suffocate me?! Go away! I’m sleeping!!!!

xx,
Oakie

Writing blogs is hard stuff! My life isn’t that interesting, so I need to come up with stuff to share with .. uh.. with.. myself.. seeing as no one reads my blogs. But I like to keep the absent informed anyway. So uh, today I had breakfast, then I watched mom go to work, then I slept, then mom came home from work late, then she took me out to poo and pee and I ate dinner. Then I watched her play on the computer and that’s about it. Yay. So exciting.

xx,
Oakie

My favorite kinds of days are days where I do nothing and just lounge around on the floor. I like to lay on my side and rest my fat belly against the carpet. Mom puts down towels all over the floor because I’m a dirty little stinker and I’ll turn the carpet brown. Not my fault she doesn’t bathe me often enough. Okay, maybe it is my fault because I cower when it’s bath time. I hate un-contained water!

xx,
Oakie

Hi friends! I am so behind on my blogs! Today is actually July 12, but I am writing for June 30 because I have been lazy and not posting for you zero readers out there! At least I’m not under any pressure to deliver any bloggy goodness because I have 0 traffic everyday. Hehe. Why even write this blog? So I can keep a diary! But I haven’t written in 2 weeks now, so that kind of defeats the purpose. I’ll be better about it though! Ta ta for now. Or actually, I’m about to write the next blog entries up until July 12! EEK!

xx,
Oakie