Posts Tagged ‘shoes’

Ello, govna! Oakie checking in on his millions of readers! Did you miss me? Sorry I don’t blog much. Mama always leaves the computer high up on the desk, and I can’t reach it. It’s pretty rude. What to know what else is rude? The new winter booties she bought me. How can buying someone shoes be rude, you ask? Because I doan likes to wear the shoes! They feel so funky on my beautiful paws. My paws are too cute to be hidden. Plus they are slippery on this hardwood floor. Oakie no likey. Take ’em off me, ma!!

xx,
Oakie

Mom is shoe-crazy. She is also Oakie-crazy. So she took a photo of her two favorite things together. Me and Shoes. If it were up to me, I would be the only favorite thing on her list. But she loves her shoes. I personally prefer to put them in my mouth while she likes to put them on her feet. Go figure!

xx,
Oakie