Posts Tagged ‘poo’

Writing blogs is hard stuff! My life isn’t that interesting, so I need to come up with stuff to share with .. uh.. with.. myself.. seeing as no one reads my blogs. But I like to keep the absent informed anyway. So uh, today I had breakfast, then I watched mom go to work, then I slept, then mom came home from work late, then she took me out to poo and pee and I ate dinner. Then I watched her play on the computer and that’s about it. Yay. So exciting.

xx,
Oakie

Ugh! Mom gave me a bath today! Gross! I hate baths! Well, I sort of diarrhea’d all over myself so she had to bathe me. But it’s not really my fault.. it’s hard to keep your bottom clean passing poop soup when your butt is completely covered in fur. I mean come on, gimme a break! Anyway, I’m not the one who fed me fruit. I had no idea it would make my stool all yucky and watery. Oh well, I guess I’m all clean now. I smell like watermelon. No, I didn’t eat more fruit. Mom used girly watermelon scented shampoo on me. I’m still manly though.. I pooed on myself, remember?

Oakie out.

I love to poop. Yes. I love to poop uh lot. I average 3 poops a day, but on special days when mom is home all day, sometimes I will poo 5-6 times a day. You see, when mom is home, I love to be fed (like every other dog). I will eat everything she puts in front of me. But when she’s not home, I refuse to eat (is that normal?). I won’t even eat my very most favorite treats in the world Beggin Strips (which I usually swallow whole if hand fed to me). I don’t know why, I just don’t like to eat alone, but I love it when mom personally feeds me one piece of dog food at a time by hand. Call me a diva.. well, not really a diva because I’m a boy, but you know what I’m saying.

So that’s the back story to my ginormous pooping abilities. My mom worries about me when I’m not able to get that 3rd poo out at the end of the day, so she takes me on extra long special walks just to stir up my insides and get those darn poots out of me. I bet she doesn’t realize I sometimes purposely hold it in just to get the extra trek with mommy. Hey, it’s fun and good exercise! Stay healthy!

xxoo,
Oakie