Posts Tagged ‘pee’

I’m a tough dog. When I see people, I bark at them. When I see other animals, I bark my lungs out and make like imma git them! But the one thing I’m a total chicken about is thunder. I am so afraid of thunder. The other day I was out pooping and peeing, and I heard a human making noises on the other side of the fence. I barked at them to tell them to shut up! Then I saw a squirrel and I barked at it to tell that squirrel to shut up! Then I heard thunder and I ran to the closed door, pushed it open with my head, and ran inside to the safety of my mother’s arms. Yeah, yeah.. shut up!

xx,
Oakie

Writing blogs is hard stuff! My life isn’t that interesting, so I need to come up with stuff to share with .. uh.. with.. myself.. seeing as no one reads my blogs. But I like to keep the absent informed anyway. So uh, today I had breakfast, then I watched mom go to work, then I slept, then mom came home from work late, then she took me out to poo and pee and I ate dinner. Then I watched her play on the computer and that’s about it. Yay. So exciting.

xx,
Oakie

I was hanging out with grandma today when she went to open the front door to retrieve a package. I’m usually very well behaved, and I won’t go outside unless I’m told it’s okay, but I saw a human couple walk by with another dog! ANOTHER DOG! That turned on some sort of alarm in me, and I immediately ran out and charged the dog, yapping like a crazed mouth-foaming maniac. It scared the *ooh la la* out of grandma. But I tricked her. I only ran half way, saw some bushes, and lifted my leg to pee. See, no harm done!

Oakie