Posts Tagged ‘mom’

Cute Oakie here again to update you on my life with my single post of the month. Hmm, so the last time I posted, mom went on her vacation for two weeks. Then she came back for a week, and now she is gone again. WTF. That is not cool, mom. I miss you when you’re gone! Don’t you see how excited I am when I see you for the first time in weeks? I greet you with my tongue hanging out and my tail wagging! Yes, I get bored of you after 10 seconds and then I run away and find my toy. But that is no excuse to abandon me! Yes, when you hold me I squirm and moan like an old man until you put me down. Still no excuse. I’ve got ancient bones and joints. I’m almost 13 for goodness sake! Next time you go on vacation, take me with you!! Pwease!

xx,
Oakie

I hate it when mom spends too much time on the computer. Sometimes I’ll sit next to her and whine and cry. To shut me up, she will put her hand down on my head and pet me, but that’s all I’ll get, and she goes back to ignoring me and giving the computer all her attention. Well, I’ve had enough! Now if she tries to pet my head, I dodge it as fast as I can. It’s like I’m playing hot potato with her hand.. my head is the potato, trying to avoid her hand and her meaningless petting! Sometimes she won’t even look at me, she’ll put her hand out and try to feel for my head, but I avoid it like the bubonic plague. I don’t want her to just pet my head, I want her to get off the computer and play with me! What’s a dog gotta do for some attention around here? Turn into a computer? Sheesh!

I’m outta here!
Oakie