Posts Tagged ‘mini-me’

Sometimes I feel like Mini Me is trying to steal my spotlight. I don’t like that one bit. So I want to pulverize him. I had him in my mouth, and I was almost able to fling him around really hard, except that’s when mom decided to put her camera down and save Mini Me. Ma, if you loved me, you would let me tear Mini Me to shreds!!!! Hulk Smash!!!

xx,
Oakie

Well! Heidi-ho neighbor! Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a daddy and nurturing to my mini-me. HA! Just kidding. I am not nurturing to my mini-me at all. All I want to do to it is lick and then possibly devour it like its a bag of Snausages. It’s nothing I have against my mini-me, I just like to de-stuff anything that’s stuffed! Toys! Dolls! Pillows! I don’t discriminate! Anything stuffed is welcomed!

Ciao!
Oakie

You might have noticed the little stuffed dog that looks exactly like me in the header banner. Mom commissioned an artist to make a little replica of me so she’d have two Oakies. Double trouble! I don’t know why she’d want another one of me, I am plenty for her already! You can not imitate my cuteness and greatness! But then again, the more Oakies, the better! Once you pop, you can’t stop! Two Oakies are better than one! Double the Oakie, double your pleasure, double the fun!

I’m super!
Oakie