Posts Tagged ‘haircut’

I just got a haircut, but mommy forgot to cut my bangs. Still cute, though.

xx,
Oakie

As always, mama went on vacation and left me to suffer at the kennel! She was gone for a whole week. I thought she was never coming back! Then, right before the kennel people said I could go, they stuck me in a tub and washed me and cut off all my luxurious hair! Uncle says I look like a raccoon. If I do, that means I am the cutest raccoon in DA WORLD!!!

xx,
Oakie

EEK! It’s almost the end of June and I haven’t posted anything for this month yet! And who the heck says EEK? Not me! Mom gave me a haircut the other day. I hate it when she cuts my hair, so I often move around. Then one time she snipped my skin. It was just a surface wound, but sh*t that hurt! And I remembered it the next time she tried to cut my hair. I told her to back off, Oakie ain’t havin’ that! But she still cut my hair. Oh wells.

xx,
Oakie

Mom gave me a hair cut yesterday. She cut off all my beautiful fur. Well, it was starting to get clumpy and matted, so I guess it was starting to be unbeautiful. But that’s not my fault. If mom would brush my hair more often it wouldn’t get matted! I love getting my hair brushed! It’s like the best massage ever. It’s especially fun when my leg starts thumping as she’s brushing my underbelly. Good times.

xx,
Oakie

I really need a haircut. I can barely see behind my bangs. I look like Emo Oakie. But even though I know I need a haircut, I hate getting them. That’s why I hid mom’s scissors. She’s been looking for then since Sunday. HAHAHA!! She has no idea where they are! I totally hid them, but I’m not going to tell you in case she reads this blog. Oh man she’s gonna feel so stupid when she figures out where they are. So for now I guess I’ll just walk around with my impaired vision. It’s all good. I’m not embarrassed when mom throws the ball to me and I have no idea where it is even though it’s right under my nose!

xx,
Oakie

Mom had the day off today, and what did she do? She went to the movies. Without me. How rude is that? She left me home, all alone, with no one to play with. She even got herself a haircut afterwards. Um, hello?! I need a haircut, too! It’s August and it’s HOT! I need a nice shave on my belly. I need my pubes trimmed, too so that my pee doesn’t catch on to them so much. Hehe. I said pubes.

xx,
Oakie

This is what happens when mom gets lazy and doesn’t feel like cutting my hair. Shag alert! She took me to work one day like this and everyone laughed at me and at her for her poor haircutting skills. But they still thought I was cute even though I was partially blinded by my bangs. I am cute 100% all of the time.

xx,
Oakie

2008. That was a good year. I was in shape, and I had long shaggy hair. Mom and I took 3-4 walks a day, and we were both fit and had long luscious locks of hair. Not the case today. Today I am 2lbs overweight and mom keeps my hair short because it’s less filthy and keeps the carpet a little cleaner. How rude. I want to be beautiful and fit again! Mom’s taking me down with her!

xx,
Oakie

It is HOT in herre! I can feel summer coming in full force! The house is a little too warm inside. I have to leave the bedroom and rest in the hallway on the wood floors to cool myself off. The ceiling fan just ain’t cuttin’ it! Mom and I went for a walk today though the neighborhood, and I was panting the whole time! If dogs could sweat I would’ve been drenched in it! I drank almost all the water out of my water bowl when we got back. Water has never tasted so yummy and refreshing! I’m glad I got a nice haircut and chopped off all those long curls last week– its like wearing a wool sweater in the heat. No gracias!

Adios,
Oakie