Posts Tagged ‘cute’

Happy National Dog Day AND Happy 14th Birthday to ME!!!!

Hai guys. This morning one of the smoke detectors in the house started beeping. It was so loud. I was scared. The 9v battery was running low, and there were no extra 9v batteries lying around. Who keeps extra 9v batteries anyway? And what other electronics use the stupid 9v battery? None! Anyway, grandpa tried to make the beeping stop, but he accidentally made it go off, and that made all the smoke detectors go off at once. It scared me to death I crapped my pants! Well, I don’t wear pants so I didn’t really crap them. Also I didn’t really crap either. But I was super scared and shaking. Mom put a winter coat on me because I was shaking so much. But that didn’t help, so she wrapped me in a beach towel. That was so comfy, I almost fell asleep! That towel looked good on me, too.

Wise Oakie-san

My shaking this towel prevents.

See me you can not.

Okay, enough pictures. Just let me sleep.

Mom has been obsessed with taking pictures of me as of late. Not that this is anything new. She loves to shove that camera in my face and snap away. She doesn’t even let me fix my hair or let me pose with my good angle. Actually, all angles of me are pretty good. And I look ravishing with bedhead, so I guess I don’t really need to fix my hair. Dang, I’m so good looking I look good even in my sleep. Keep those pictures coming!

xx,
Oakie

Hey girl, do you look this fine when you sleep?

Cute at all angles

This is my ‘gimme cookie’ face

Since mom is going to be out of town for Halloween, she decided to dress me up early. And I hated it as usual. It had a hoodie, and of course when she put that over my head it was lights out. I couldn’t see anything, so I just laid down and went to sleep. Doesn’t she know I don’t appreciate being dressed up like a girl?! How am I supposed to keep up my tough guy image with a fabulous dragon costume on?! I ain’t gonna get no respect with this on!

xx,
Oakie

This is what happens when you dress me up. TKO.

Not so bad when the hoodie is off. I can see!!

How many more pictures do you have to take?!

I guess I’m pretty cute in this.

When mom was out of the last month, my uncle and auntie-in-law were taking care of me. Uncle was at work, so it was me and auntie. There are a few things she doesn’t know about me, like how I love to bolt out of the house if the front door is open. She had her hands full and was leaving the house. She told me to stay, and I acted like I was listening, but as soon as she opened the door I bee-lined it through her legs and yelled FREEEEDOMMMM while I galloped gracefully into the front yard. That put her in a panic mode and she flung her laptop and bags onto the lawn and started chasing after me. Hehe. Lucky for her I’m old and she caught me. Lucky for me there were no moving cars on the street because I would have run right into them.. sometimes I forget they’re bad when I’m in such a euphoric state. Anyway, that was the funnest day away from mommy. All the other days I just moped until she was home. Psych! Everyday is fun when you can sniff your own poop!

xx,
Oakie

I want to be freeeee!!!

Poop sniffin’

ZOMG I haven’t written a blog entry since June?! I’m so sorry I’ve been keeping my fans waiting! I know you guys have been itching to hear about what I’ve been doing. Well, let me think back to July. It was a hot month. I think I drank a lot of water and peed and pooped a lot. August was also a scorcher. I went to get my wellness exam done and everything came back ok. I got so nervous at one point in the room that I tried to jump on the chair next to mama and I face planted. It was so embarrassing. In September, mom was out of town most of the month, and she didn’t take me with her. That bitch. And now October. I’ve been coughing a lot lately, so mom took me to the vet again. He took an xray of my chest and saw that my heart had enlarged a little more and it’s not a good thing. He then told my mom that I have about a year to live, which caused my mom to cry uncontrollably in front of the vet. I don’t know what was more embarrassing: Me face planting or mom being a big cry baby. Though I don’t blame her. One year to live really sucks. I hope this means I get to eat steak every night and that she’ll stop dressing me up in stupid dog clothes. But I’m pretty sure this means she’ll buy even more silly outfits for me to wear. I guess that’s the price of being cute.

xx, Oakie

Here I am in my car seat on the way back from the vet