Posts Tagged ‘butt’

Still no sign of the scissors. I guess that’s cool. Mom found a pair of dull scissors and tried to snip my butt hairs. I was not happy about that. First of all, she does not need to be snoopin’ around in that area. Hey lady, I don’t poke your butt with sharp objects! Hands off my pooter!

xx,
Oakie

I am camera shy sometimes. I don’t want my photo taken all the time. Sometimes I have bad hair days, too! So when mom takes out the camera, I turn and hide my head. It’s all good, I have a cute butt.

xx,
Oakie

I have a really long tongue. Sometimes it hangs out the side of my mouth. When that happens, I look like a crazy dog. But mom says I still look cute, so I’m not worried. My tongue is so long I can lick my butthole, but mom doesn’t like that. I do it anyway.

xx,
Oakie

Ugh! Mom gave me a bath today! Gross! I hate baths! Well, I sort of diarrhea’d all over myself so she had to bathe me. But it’s not really my fault.. it’s hard to keep your bottom clean passing poop soup when your butt is completely covered in fur. I mean come on, gimme a break! Anyway, I’m not the one who fed me fruit. I had no idea it would make my stool all yucky and watery. Oh well, I guess I’m all clean now. I smell like watermelon. No, I didn’t eat more fruit. Mom used girly watermelon scented shampoo on me. I’m still manly though.. I pooed on myself, remember?

Oakie out.