Posts Tagged ‘beggin strips’

8th August
2010
written by oakie

I'm licking my lips like I like the treat, but it's really gross.

Mama bought me new treats, but I don’t like them. Why would I want to eat something healthy that has no wheat or gluten in it, when I can eat all the Beggin’ Strips and Snausages I want? It’s a no-brainer! But in the mornings when mom usually feeds me Snausages, she will slip me a healthy treat instead, and I will have no choice but to eat it. Ugh! I hate apple flavored crunchies! Fruit! Yeck!!

26th April
2010
written by oakie

mm mm Bread!

I love me some bread! Whenever I hear the rustling sound of the bread’s plastic bag, I drop everything and come running to the source of the sound. I love bread so much I will eat it whole and without chewing. One time I ate it too fast and then went bonkers with my toys and I threw up the bread in one solid piece .. it was only rolled up and molded by the shape of my throat. I wanted to gobble it back down, but mom threw it away. What a waste! If I could just eat bread for the rest of my days, I would be happy. Well, I would need a Snausage or two thrown in there, too. And a couple Beggin’ Strips. Besides, dogs cannot live on bread alone, right?

Amen!
Oakie

22nd April
2010
written by oakie

How do I look in my stunning cape??

Hi there! I watched Project Runway today with mama. All those outfits made me drool. Ok, not me, but mama. She was all like ooh and wow and i want that! And I was all like you want everything! Whereas all I want is a Snausage. Or a Beggin Strip. Or a Milkbone. Ok, maybe I do want everything. Lucky for me, mama buys me all those goodies and feeds me. Why I have to do tricks for them I don’t know. Isn’t my cuteness enough to reward me a treat? I think so!

Toodles,
Oakie

7th March
2010
written by oakie

Possible Side Effect: Excessive Fun!

Everyone knows there’s NO time like Beggin’ Time (Beggin’ Strips mmmm), but when you squish beef in a soft chewy blanket of cheese and roll it up like a Combos snack, then I am ALL OVER that! mmmm SNAUSAGES! And they are so right.. eating it IS excessively fun!! It is so fun that I snort like a piglet when I grab the Snausage out of mom’s hand. Yummy yummy yummy yummmmay!

😛
Oakie