Posts Tagged ‘bath’

Mom gave me a bath last night. It totally sucked. She turned on the bath water. I thought she was going to take her nightly shower. Everything looked normal, until she broke out the sitting stool. I thought to myself, that’s weird, mom doesn’t sit in the shower. I went into the bathroom to sit in my usual spot when mom washes those nooks and crannies off her. But I was more cautious this time, yet she was still fast enough to swoop me up into her arms and carry me into the tub. I fought, but in the end she won. She poured water all over my head. I hated it! I can only tolerate contained water! Keep it in a bowl, and don’t pour it over my head!!!

xx,
Oakie

Ugh! Mom gave me a bath today! Gross! I hate baths! Well, I sort of diarrhea’d all over myself so she had to bathe me. But it’s not really my fault.. it’s hard to keep your bottom clean passing poop soup when your butt is completely covered in fur. I mean come on, gimme a break! Anyway, I’m not the one who fed me fruit. I had no idea it would make my stool all yucky and watery. Oh well, I guess I’m all clean now. I smell like watermelon. No, I didn’t eat more fruit. Mom used girly watermelon scented shampoo on me. I’m still manly though.. I pooed on myself, remember?

Oakie out.

I hate taking baths! I know I need them ’cause I get major stinky, but yikes on water getting splashed in my eyes and nose! Sometimes when the water is warm I will relax and let my body and rump get a good rinsing, but when it’s time for my facial I say, “no, thank you!” I dread the end of bath time when it’s time to scrub my pretty face. All that water freaks me out! I don’t like it unless it’s in a bowl. For me to drink. Not when it’s to wash the crusty snot out of my eyes!

xoxo,
Oakie