Posts Tagged ‘barf’

Hooray for me! I didn’t puke last night or wake mommy up in the middle of the night! The expensive food worked! But if I wanted to puke, the rug is back on the floor with a nice faint yellow stain on it. Hehe oops, my bad! Now I am sitting here waiting patiently for mama to take me out for my morning poo, but she’s on the computer. Maybe if I make some whiny noises she’ll hurry up and take me out. Yep, that worked! Have a happy Friday!

xx,
Oakie

Whoopsie Daisies! I did it again. I barfed. In the middle of the night. Waiting up mommy. And since I puked a couple nights ago, the rug was hanging to dry, so I threw up directly on the carpet. It was really gross and dark brown! I think mommy was mad at me because she leaped out of the bed and turned on the lights and wiped it up as fast as she could. I had no idea she could move that fast at 4am! Way to go, mommy! But she didn’t smile at me while she was cleaning oops, sorry I didn’t take a couple steps back and barf on the floor towels (towels mommy put on the carpet just for me because I like to wipe my face on them like they’re big ol’ napkins). Well, hopefully I won’t be throwing up anymore. Mama returned the food she just bought me and replaced it with the more expensive stuff that I like. I’m high maintenance. I’m allergic to cheap dog food! I’m a king! Yay!

Kisses,
Oakie

I barfed last night and woke mom up in the process! Good thing I barfed on the rug instead of the carpet though, ’cause my vomit was super orangy brown. Ew! But bad that I barfed on the only white part of the rug! Hehe. I wasn’t even aiming for it! Oops, oh well. Now there is a yellow spot in the white area of the rug. I guess if I moved a little to the right I would have thrown up on the black area of the rug, but that’s no fun. Mom likes to spend hours getting a stain out anyway! It’s like my gift to her!

Love you, mom!
Oakie