Posts Tagged ‘ball’

I’ve got the Monday blues. Mom’s leaving in two days. I need a new toy or something. I don’t have enough balls. I mean, squeaky toy balls. And regular balls. Mom had those cut off when I was six months old. So rude. How did she know I wouldn’t want them? Anyway, the more balls the better. I like to scatter my balls all over the floor. I also like to throw my balls in the air, and wave them around like I just don’t care.

xx,
Oakie

Mama and I have been going on a lot of walks lately, but it’s so frickin’ hot outside I’m not sure I want to go on any walks! Wait, who am I kidding? I love going on walks. Mom takes me out during the hottest part of the day. She says it tires me out faster, but I think she is trying to give me heat exhaustion. How rude!

Hmph,
Oakie

I love my toys. I will drop everything when I hear my toys squeak. If the second floor did not have railing and the ball fell over the edge, I would probably jump just to grab the ball. Does that mean I love my toys or that I’m kind of dumb? Maybe a little bit of both. But I cannot resist the squeak!!

Squeak!!
Oakie

I am super good at playing fetch. I always return the ball after I fetch it! Sounds like a simple game right? You wouldn’t believe how many of my canine friends are so bad at it! Sometimes they don’t even want to run after the ball.. I mean.. what the.. why wouldn’t you want to chase and run after a ball??! It’s so fun! I always return the ball back into the hands of the person who threw it. Yep, I drop it right in their hands. And if they try to fake me out and pretend-throw a ball, well, the joke’s on them really because I won’t run after a fake throw! I’m not that dumb! So if you ever have the urge to watch a dog chase down a ball and return it, I’m ready to entertain!

xx,
Oakie