Posts Tagged ‘poop’

This morning I went on a long walk with mom and made three poopies! Then about two hours later I farted a mega stinky fart that made mom gag. Strange.. I thought I pooped everything out and emptied my intestines. I guess I have a megacolon!

xoxo,
Oakie

Mom took me to poo this morning in the backyard. Then about an hour later, she took me out on a nice walk around the neighborhood. I pooed two more times! I did #2 twice it was so nice! And it wasn’t even lunch time yet!

It amazes my mom how much I poo even when I haven’t had a meal. Well, she did feed me a couple of Beggin’ Strips before the walk so I’d have a little bit of energy. Maybe those things make me poo like a monster. I think it’s funny that mom has to carry 3-4 poop bags with her every time we go on a walk. She never knows how much I’ll end up pooping! Sometimes I surprise myself, too!

teehee,
Oakie

I love to poop. Yes. I love to poop uh lot. I average 3 poops a day, but on special days when mom is home all day, sometimes I will poo 5-6 times a day. You see, when mom is home, I love to be fed (like every other dog). I will eat everything she puts in front of me. But when she’s not home, I refuse to eat (is that normal?). I won’t even eat my very most favorite treats in the world Beggin Strips (which I usually swallow whole if hand fed to me). I don’t know why, I just don’t like to eat alone, but I love it when mom personally feeds me one piece of dog food at a time by hand. Call me a diva.. well, not really a diva because I’m a boy, but you know what I’m saying.

So that’s the back story to my ginormous pooping abilities. My mom worries about me when I’m not able to get that 3rd poo out at the end of the day, so she takes me on extra long special walks just to stir up my insides and get those darn poots out of me. I bet she doesn’t realize I sometimes purposely hold it in just to get the extra trek with mommy. Hey, it’s fun and good exercise! Stay healthy!

xxoo,
Oakie