Posts Tagged ‘cute’

Last night I met one of my biggest fans! He was so nice, he played fetch with me and took lots of photos of me and told me how cute and awesome I was. That’s my kind of people! Then he walked away and I ran after him and barked ’cause I was all like Oh no you don’t.. don’tchu walk away from me! and then he was all like I’m not walking away I just walk faster than you! and then I was all like Ok that’s coo and then we hugged and bumped fists. Word.

xx,
Oakie

Christmas is around the corner. Do you know what to get your loved one? A big box of Oakie is always a family favorite! Surprise your significant other with a box of me!! They will be so happy, they will give you a high five! Of course, you can’t really have me because I belong to mommy, and her Snausages are better than your Snausages. Sorry, it’s just the truth.

xx,
Oakie

Here is another oldie of me, but it’s from 2006, so I am a year wiser than I was in my previous post. How much wiser? Well, in 2005, it took me 5 minutes to completely destroy a plush toy. In 2006, I learned to use my incisors better, so I bumped down the time to 4 minutes. Now in 2010, well, you’d just better hide your toys or they will meet an immediate death with my teef!!!

xx,
Oakie

Step back in time to 2005! Yep, that’s me as a 5-year-old. Ah, good times. Things were so simple, so easy, so innocent then. 2005 was a good year. All I had to worry about was .. well, I didn’t have to worry about anything. Just like I don’t really have to worry about anything now. I guess things haven’t really changed! Well, I am a little nuttier now than I was then. I don’t know how that is possible, considering it has now been 10years since I’ve been nut-free. How does one get nuttier the longer he lives without nuts? Riddle of the century! Or decade, in my case.

xx,
Oakie

It is really hard for me to talk with my tongue hanging out, but I can’t help it. I like to pant really hard! Sometimes I will pant really hard for no reason! I didn’t just run one mile. I didn’t just jump and down in a jump-rope contest. I didn’t just swing my hips in a hula-hoop contest! Sometimes I just like to pant really hard. Is that so wrong? You just have to get used to my slurred speech when my tongue is hanging out! (and no, I didn’t get this FOB accent from mom!)

xx,
Oakie

Sometimes I feel like Mini Me is trying to steal my spotlight. I don’t like that one bit. So I want to pulverize him. I had him in my mouth, and I was almost able to fling him around really hard, except that’s when mom decided to put her camera down and save Mini Me. Ma, if you loved me, you would let me tear Mini Me to shreds!!!! Hulk Smash!!!

xx,
Oakie

I totally outsmarted those bars! I walked around them and made it to the stairs. Now I can throw Purple Guy with Big Feet to mom, and she can throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back to me. Here I am roughing him up a little in my mouth. I like to get him all slimy and saliva-y and grody. Sometimes I chomp on him really hard and he squeaks in pain! Sorry, Purple Guy with Big Feet! But it’s for your own good! Can I call you Purpley for short?

xx,
Oakie

I love Purple Guy with Big Feet. Here I am trying to get it to mom, but these bars are in the way. I want to throw her Purple Guy with Big Feet and have her throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back at me so I can catch Purple Guy with Big Feet, rough him up a little bit, and then give Purple Guy with Big Feet back to mom and have her throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back to me. It is the most funnest game in the entire WOOORLDDD!

xx,
Oakie

This is one of my favorite places to sit in the house. I like to lounge here and look out the window across from me. When I see a person walking across the street, I like to scream bloody murder and bark until someone tells me to shut up, but I don’t shut up. I keep barking until that person is out of sight, but not immediately after they are out of sight. I’ll continue to bark until maybe 30 seconds after they’re gone. What’s awesome is that there is a bus stop right there, so people can be standing around for 15 minutes straight! That’s 15 minutes of pure barking bliss mom gets to hear from me! She is so lucky!!!

xx,
Oakie

I like this new photo of me. I look so little in this huge house. Not that I am big otherwise. Nope, I’m not fat. I’m not big-boned. I am a thin, nicely toned, hot piece of pooch! Ladies, I’m single! (But I’m missing some huevos, courtesy of my mom. Thanks a lot, ma).

xx,
Oakie