Happy Halloween! No, UNhappy Halloween! Mama always dresses me up in these nonsensical costumes. A cow? I ain’t a cow! Hey, don’t have a cow, man! Eat Mor Chiken! Why must she dress me up in these silly get-ups? I like to bark and be fierce when the doorbell rings and scare the little trick or treaters away! Off my property, you little minions!

xx,
Oakie