It was supercalifragilistically cold last night so I was forced to wear my “cute” jacket, and by cute I mean non-masculine and slightly gay.. though it did keep me a teensy bit warmer. But how warm can a jacket be when the sleeves don’t even cover most of the area on my legs and my butt is completely exposed!? These so-called doggy jackets are a scam! They’re wasting my mom’s hard-earned money when she could be using it to buy me extra Beggin Strips and Snausages! Those keep my belly warm mo’ betta!!

Hugs,
Oakie