I think I’ve posted the photo already, but I love it so much I must post it again. This is how much I hate dressing up. Ma likes to put me in stupid clothes. Doesn’t she know it decreases my manhood? I already have to live with being a part poodle dog with poofy curly hair. And my bark. Have you heard my bark? I sound like a screaming woman. It’s humiliating! Take this dang thing off my head!

xx,
Oakie