Ma gave me a Milkbone, but I wasn’t hungry, so I just grabbed it with my mouth and let it hang. But not before I tried to dig up some carpet and bury it. Turns out, you can’t really dug up carpet, so I instead tried to dig a hole in the leather couch. That didn’t work either, so I tried to dig a hole in the wood floors. Nope. So then I just ate the Milkbone. Boooring.

xx,
Oakie