The mowers came this morning before I was able to go out for my morning poo and pee. I think I scared them off with my ferocious barks and jumps. I saw them through the back yard window and I hooted and hollered and jumped and yapped my brains out. Mom thought I sounded so scary that she had to put me in my kennel, but that didn’t stop me. I kept barking. Yep, I totally scared them away. They left after the grass shrunk. That’ll teach them to mess with Oakie’s property!

xx,
Oakie