Mom had the day off today, and what did she do? She went to the movies. Without me. How rude is that? She left me home, all alone, with no one to play with. She even got herself a haircut afterwards. Um, hello?! I need a haircut, too! It’s August and it’s HOT! I need a nice shave on my belly. I need my pubes trimmed, too so that my pee doesn’t catch on to them so much. Hehe. I said pubes.

xx,
Oakie