2008. That was a good year. I was in shape, and I had long shaggy hair. Mom and I took 3-4 walks a day, and we were both fit and had long luscious locks of hair. Not the case today. Today I am 2lbs overweight and mom keeps my hair short because it’s less filthy and keeps the carpet a little cleaner. How rude. I want to be beautiful and fit again! Mom’s taking me down with her!

xx,
Oakie