HOORAY! MOM’S HOME! She smelled strange. Like saltwater, except I’ve never smelled saltwater before so what the heck am I talking about? She went to the beach and said she wished she took me, too, but she didn’t take me, so she didn’t wish very hard! Right? Anyway, I don’t care, I’m just happy she’s home and giving me hugs and kisses! HOORAY!!

xx,
Oakie