Guess what?! Chicken butt! Okay, guess what again? Chicken fin! Just kidding, that doesn’t even make sense! But really, guess what?? Mama took me out on a long walk again! She skipped out on her work out so we went on a nice walk. While mama is getting fat, I am getting skinny!! Ooh I’m gonna look so sexy this summer all slimmed down in my swim trunks! I made two big poopies on the walk! And then just now after my nightly bathroom break, I burped like a dirty old man when mama was taking the harness off me. Hehe I’m funny!!

Toodles,
Oakie