Archive for December, 2012

Hi errbody! Hope you had a Merry Christmas! Happy New Year, too! I had a great Christmas. I mean, just look at all the presents I got! Woohoo! Just kidding, none of those were for me. They were human gifts. How thoughtless of those humans to exclude me from their gift giving. I give so much of my cuteness to them and what do I get in return? Nothing! Well, that’s not completely true. They hug and pet me and give me cookies. ME LOVE COOKIE!!!

xx,
Oakie

Ello, govna! Oakie checking in on his millions of readers! Did you miss me? Sorry I don’t blog much. Mama always leaves the computer high up on the desk, and I can’t reach it. It’s pretty rude. What to know what else is rude? The new winter booties she bought me. How can buying someone shoes be rude, you ask? Because I doan likes to wear the shoes! They feel so funky on my beautiful paws. My paws are too cute to be hidden. Plus they are slippery on this hardwood floor. Oakie no likey. Take ’em off me, ma!!

xx,
Oakie