Archive for December, 2011

Dear Friends,

Today will be my last blog of the year!! Yay!! And with that I leave you a photo of me lounging on my back with my undersides showing in all its glory. Happy New Year!!

xx,
Oakie

There goes mom again with her iPhone. Here I am trying to sleep, but she keeps shoving that phone camera in my face! To keep me from escaping, she wrapped me in a straight jacket and forced me to be cute. Haha, I’m just kidding. You don’t have to force cute on me. I am already naturally cute. And that’s not a straight jacket. It’s a towel I like to have wrapped around me when I sleep. Aren’t I the cutest burrito?

xx,
Oakie

Mom loves her new iPhone. She especially loves to take pictures of me and then edit them with her camera app. I’m like, gah geez, mom, can you take enough pictures of me? But I don’t blame her. I make a great photography subject. I am so photogenic and good looking. Who wouldn’t want to take a billion photos of me???

xx,
Oakie

Mom brushes my teeth every night. Every night I try to sleep in a position where it’s difficult for her to brush my teeth. Nothing works. She still comes at me with that tiny toothbrush and peanut butter flavored toothpaste. You’d think it’d taste like peanut butter, but it tastes like nastiness rubbed all over my teef. Ma, I’m trying to sleep! Quit it with the fresh breath bidness! I ain’t havin’ it!

xx,
Oakie