Archive for November, 2010

I really need a haircut. I can barely see behind my bangs. I look like Emo Oakie. But even though I know I need a haircut, I hate getting them. That’s why I hid mom’s scissors. She’s been looking for then since Sunday. HAHAHA!! She has no idea where they are! I totally hid them, but I’m not going to tell you in case she reads this blog. Oh man she’s gonna feel so stupid when she figures out where they are. So for now I guess I’ll just walk around with my impaired vision. It’s all good. I’m not embarrassed when mom throws the ball to me and I have no idea where it is even though it’s right under my nose!

xx,
Oakie

It rained last night. Not just any light rain. It rained hard. And it thundered. Really loudly. And there were huge flashes of lightning. I couldn’t sleep a wink! I kept mom up with my crying and whining all night. I’m sorry.. I’m scared of these things! Burglar? Monster? Giant squirrel? I got that covered. But the sound of thunder? I run for cover!!!

xx,
Oakie

I looked so cute in my costume last night that I am posting another one of me in it. Here I am looking very dejected. I’ve lost the costume battle with mom. She won. I wore the danged outfit. Looks more like pajamas than a mummy costume if you ask me. But at least it’s designer-worthy. Martha Stewart brand. Yep, I’m stylin’. I’m mummy-licious.

xx,
Oakie