Archive for November, 2010

Sometimes I like to sit up like a human being and fool the people around me into thinking I’m one of them. But they quickly figure out I’m a dog when I can’t hold my fork correctly. Curse these paws.

xx,
Oakie

Monday Monday Monday. Another week and a half and I’ll see mama. I think I’ll just sleep until she comes home. It’s what I do all day anyway!

xx,
Oakie

Happy Sunday! I’ve been watching The Walking Dead with mom on Sundays. Ok, that’s a lie. She watches it by herself while I hide in the room and pretend to sleep, but really I’m too scared to watch it with her so I act like I’m sleeping so I’m not forced to watch it with her on the couch. Zombies be scary! I’ll have nightmares if I watch it! What if squirrels became zombies!? Well actually, that would be cool ’cause then I’d actually catch one, but then it’d bite me and I’d be Zombie Oakie. That ain’t cool ’cause I’d eat brains instead of Snausages.

xx,
Oakie

Thanksgiving is around the corner! What am I thankful for? I’m thankful for Snausages, Beggin Strips, food, treats, poops, beef, chicken, fish, lamb, rice, bread, toys, balls, squirrels, birds and frogs. I’m also thankful for mommy even though she left me to go on vacation. She’s still the best mommy ever.

xx,
Oakie

I need a haircut. I can’t see through my bangs! The scissors were never found. I guess I hid them too well. I don’t even remember where they are! I look like a homeless raggedy dog. Still cute though!

xx,
Oakie

Grandma slept in my room with me last night. It was nice since mom is out of town. I hope she feeds me steak and burgers and french fries while mom is gone! That would be awesome! I think I’ll whisper in her ear while she sleeps that she should feed me these things. I’ll also tell her that mom lets me jump on the bed and rub my dirty face all over her bed pillows. Maybe these next two weeks won’t be so bad after all!

xx,
Oakie

Mom left this morning. I won’t see her for two whole weeks! I’m so sad, I made this sad face when she was leaving. She gave me a huge and a kiss before she left, but it’s not enough kisses to last two weeks. I hope my uncle doesn’t fart on me while he’s taking care of me. Boys tend to do that. I know because I fart on mom all the time.

xx,
Oakie

Mom leaves tomorrow! You think if I just sit here looking totally adorable and cute, she’d rethink her vacation and stay home? Probably not. That’s so mean of her. Totally not So Raven, and really uncool of her if you ask me!

xx,
Oakie

I’ve got the Monday blues. Mom’s leaving in two days. I need a new toy or something. I don’t have enough balls. I mean, squeaky toy balls. And regular balls. Mom had those cut off when I was six months old. So rude. How did she know I wouldn’t want them? Anyway, the more balls the better. I like to scatter my balls all over the floor. I also like to throw my balls in the air, and wave them around like I just don’t care.

xx,
Oakie

Three more days until mom leaves on her world wind vacation. Without me. How rude. At least my uncle will be home to play with me. Grandma too. I wonder if I can get them to feed me some people food while mom is gone. She never lets me have the greasy good stuff.

xx,
Oakie