Archive for October, 2010

I love Purple Guy with Big Feet. Here I am trying to get it to mom, but these bars are in the way. I want to throw her Purple Guy with Big Feet and have her throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back at me so I can catch Purple Guy with Big Feet, rough him up a little bit, and then give Purple Guy with Big Feet back to mom and have her throw Purple Guy with Big Feet back to me. It is the most funnest game in the entire WOOORLDDD!

xx,
Oakie

This is one of my favorite places to sit in the house. I like to lounge here and look out the window across from me. When I see a person walking across the street, I like to scream bloody murder and bark until someone tells me to shut up, but I don’t shut up. I keep barking until that person is out of sight, but not immediately after they are out of sight. I’ll continue to bark until maybe 30 seconds after they’re gone. What’s awesome is that there is a bus stop right there, so people can be standing around for 15 minutes straight! That’s 15 minutes of pure barking bliss mom gets to hear from me! She is so lucky!!!

xx,
Oakie

I like this new photo of me. I look so little in this huge house. Not that I am big otherwise. Nope, I’m not fat. I’m not big-boned. I am a thin, nicely toned, hot piece of pooch! Ladies, I’m single! (But I’m missing some huevos, courtesy of my mom. Thanks a lot, ma).

xx,
Oakie

Ugh! I got tired of mom’s photo shoot of me, so I just got up and moved. She takes so long with the pictures! I don’t have all day to just sit there! I have other things to do, like sleep and eat Snausages. I’m going to start charging her for these photos. Snausage currency is an acceptable for of payment. My time is precious.

xx,
Oakie

Ma finally took some new photos of me, except I think she was focusing more on my mini me. And how rude of her to take the photo at that angle.. it makes my butt look so big! I’m really not that fat! Gaw!

xx,
Oakie

Here I am again in my stupid getup. You can actually see my face in this one. Don’t you see the disdain and miserablenessness in my facial expression? I hate this thing! Ma loves it though. She took like a million thousand photos of me in it. That is just a million thousand pieces of evidence of me in a pansy outfit! OMG! Ma! Talk to the paw ’cause the face don’t want to!

xx,
Oakie

I think I’ve posted the photo already, but I love it so much I must post it again. This is how much I hate dressing up. Ma likes to put me in stupid clothes. Doesn’t she know it decreases my manhood? I already have to live with being a part poodle dog with poofy curly hair. And my bark. Have you heard my bark? I sound like a screaming woman. It’s humiliating! Take this dang thing off my head!

xx,
Oakie

Don’t I look cute hanging over the couch like this? Mom put me up to this. I don’t usually pose myself in things of this nature, but I guess I can start doing it from now on if it gets me some Awws and Oooohs. But I’d rather have some Snausages.

xx,
Oakie

What should I be for Halloween? I think I should make it easy on mommy and just be a ghost. I can use the towel she gave me.. the one I tore up and put holes in. It’ll be perfect! Now if I can just make some eye holes.. I want to see where I’m going!

xx,
Oakie

I am very handy around the house. I will help do you laundry (by sitting on it and keeping your clothes warm), I will help vacuum the floor (but I might leave it soggy because I do it with my tongue), and I will help you dust (by sneezing on the surfaces! You might need to re-wipe after that, too). I am a very handy dog to have around. Yeah, you can say I am pretty awesome.

xx,
Oakie