Archive for June 6th, 2010

Summer sucks! It’s so hot! If I had balls, I’d feel sweat rolling down them! So thank goodness mama snipped them off when I was 6 months old. Phew! Just kidding. Not Phew. More like I can’t believe she took away my manhood before I even became a grown man. Now I’m an old foagie, age 10, without my jewels. Well, I’m not completely 10 yet. I’ll turn 10 in August. The hottest month EVAR! I can feel the sweat roll down my phantom balls!