Archive for May 13th, 2010

Whoopsie Daisies! I did it again. I barfed. In the middle of the night. Waiting up mommy. And since I puked a couple nights ago, the rug was hanging to dry, so I threw up directly on the carpet. It was really gross and dark brown! I think mommy was mad at me because she leaped out of the bed and turned on the lights and wiped it up as fast as she could. I had no idea she could move that fast at 4am! Way to go, mommy! But she didn’t smile at me while she was cleaning oops, sorry I didn’t take a couple steps back and barf on the floor towels (towels mommy put on the carpet just for me because I like to wipe my face on them like they’re big ol’ napkins). Well, hopefully I won’t be throwing up anymore. Mama returned the food she just bought me and replaced it with the more expensive stuff that I like. I’m high maintenance. I’m allergic to cheap dog food! I’m a king! Yay!

Kisses,
Oakie