Archive for May 9th, 2010

Dear Mama, happy mother’s day! I hope you have a wonderful day in spite of the busted knee I gave you last night as I tripped you down the stairs (but not on purpose!) Thank you for all the treats you buy me even though you make me work for them and do meaningless tricks. Thank you for petting me no matter how stinky and dirty I can get. Thank you for still hugging me even when I have poop on my butt, and thank you for cleaning the poop off my butt with your bare hands in the bathtub. And thank you for brushing my teeth even though I hate it, but I know it’s good for me. But most of all thank you for loving me for me, even when I am super naughty and deserve a spanking! (just kidding, I never deserve a spanking!)

Hugs and kisses,
Oakie