Archive for May, 2010

Happy Memorial Day! I’m at home with mama watching Snow Dogs! What a great way to spend the holiday watching dogs run and bark and go crazy in the snow! This movie sure is cheesy! But I love cheese! Cuba is funny. And Sisqo is also in this movie! Thong Thong Thong-Thong Thong Thong!! Those dogs sure are cute, but they’re not as cute as me. Mama told me so. And mama never tells a lie. She is honest and awesome. That’s no lie! Have a great day!

xx,
Oakie

I have a bad habit. A human habit. I like to bite my nails. Sometimes it gets a little loud as I’m chomping down on them. Mom thinks I’m chewing my Nylabone, but I’m actually biting my paw nails. Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! and then I spit out pieces of my black nails. Sometimes I’m not able to spit them out of my mouth so I swallow them. It’s pretty gross, but I won’t let mom cut my nails, so I gotta bite them. I’m weird!

xx,
Oakie

Mommy’s home!! HOORAY!!! I wasn’t expecting her today! Well, she told me when she’d be back, but I have a bad memory. I was so happy to see her, I greeted her at the door and gave her a hug. Then she picked me up and gave me a hug back and a kiss. Then she took me out to sniff the grass, and then she fed me dinner! Ma knows the way to my heart is through my stomach! Nom nom nom I was so hungry, thanks for the food, mama! But NO THANKS for leaving me for a few days! Next time take me on vacation with you!!

xx,
Oakie

Mama is still on vacation. The days are boring without her. I miss greeting her at the door when she comes home from work. She always picks me up and gives me a big hug and a kiss, and then we go outside so I can poo and pee and then she feeds me and rubs my belly and I’m happy. I miss mama!

xx,
Oakie

Mommy went on vacation yesterday and left me with uncle. I’m not so good with blog-writing when she’s not here. My memory goes blank without her, so instead of telling you what I did today, I will just tell you that I miss mommy and am going to sleep on her bed until she comes home!

xx,
Oakie

Today was one of the most exciting days of my life!! I almost caught a squirrel!!!! It didn’t see me coming up from behind him, so I ran and he was cornered, but he ran past me. I was on his tail, but he got away. I was also restrained by mama’s leash. Stupid leash! She said something about catching rabies from the squirrel, but uh, hello!! I’ve had my rabies shot!! DUR! Oh well, it was still fun!

xx,
Oakie

The title says it all. Happy Towel Day!!

Mom went around the house the other day with something loud and noisy attached to her arm. It was big and blew air out and also sucked up all the crumbs from the floor. Why would she want to do that? I love all the crumbs on the floor! She called it vacuuming, but no matter what she called it, I think it was mean and scary. Why would she get rid of my precious crumbs? Every time she got near me, I would run away. I think she did it on purpose ’cause she’d laugh as she got closer to me. How rude!!

xx,
Oakie

I saw my first frog last night! Well, that’s what mama told me it was called. It looked more like a jumping turd to me. It was on the back patio, mom pushed it off into the grass so I wouldn’t lick it, but I got close enough to get a quick sniff until it jumped away. I was a little scared of it, but I kept a brave face on and followed it with my nose. Then I got bored, squatted to poop, sniffed the grass for pee pee smells and went back inside. Fun night!

xx,
Oakie

OMGOMGOMG! Today was the last.. the final.. the end of LOST! And can I just tell you, me and mama were in tears most of the time! So many reunions. So many rediscovered memories. I’m so happy James and Juliet are together again! And when I found out Jack’s ex-wife in the flash sideways was Juliet, both me and mama went WHOA like Neo in the Matrix. And Kate loves Jack!

This was a longgg time to sit through TV. I started watching when they showed the recaps and commentary. I had to take a nap and scratch myself a few times. And then I sat on mama’s lap and gazed into her eyes. And I watched some more LOST. And then I took another nap. But don’t worry, mama filled me in on what I missed. It worked. And Jack turned the light back on! Hooray! And then WTF they were dead all along?!?! At least they showed Vincent at the end. He’s my favorite.

Namaste,
Oakie