Archive for March, 2010

I have submitted countless photos of myself (I’m not vain, really!) to cuteoverload.com over the years, but they have yet to post my picture! I don’t understand! Do they not think I’m cute? Heck yes, I’m cute! What do I have to do to get on that doggone site? Become a kitteh? That’s not even how you spell kitten! Sheesh! I think the lady that runs cuteoverload.com is something like the Soup Nazi… depriving the world of my cuteness. She wouldn’t know what cute was if it pawed her in the face! No Cute For You!!!

Hmmph,
Oakie

Hi Friends! It’s LOST Tuesday! I can’t wait to watch with mom. I sit on her lap and we both OOH and OMG and WHA? and HUH?! at the same things! It’s crazy! I will be very sad when it’s all over, but also a little relieved that I no longer have to force myself to watch every episode because I must know what’s going on (even though more than half of the time I don’t really know what’s going on). I bet mom knows what’s going on. She’s like.. totally smart. I wish they’d show dogs in the remaining episodes. If they did my eyes wouldn’t wander away from the screen and stare at the blank wall for 10 minutes. I hate it when I space out…

… huh? oh bye!
Oakie

Bonjour! I am so hippity hop happy to be home and not in the kennel! Today I ran around the house freely, I ate three meals instead of two, I had some treats, I took a few dumps, I ran around the house some more, I played with my toys, I threw all my toys all over the house and made a mess, napped for 6 hours, I ran around some more, and I barked at birds and squirrels! What a wonderfully fun and productive day! I wish everyday were like this. Oh wait, everyday IS like this when I’m at home! La vie est belle.

Au Revoir,
Oakie

I’m back from the kennel! Mom just picked me up about an hour ago. I was sooo happy to see her that I leaped into her arms! Well, maybe not exactly like that. I panted and smiled and stuck my tongue out and ran to her and she picked me up and told me how cute my new haircut was. They groomed my hair extra short so the curls are all cut off, and my fur looks velvety soft!! I am just so darned handsome right now! Well, I am always handsome, but right now I am doubly extra handsome.

Ciao baby,
Oakie

I’m here sitting at the kennel while mom is on vacation. This place is nice.. I have my own room filled with my bed and toys, but I’d rather be home. When mom dropped me off, I tried to leave with her while I was still leashed, but the smooth concrete floor just had me slippin’ & slidin’ and I couldn’t reach mom, and instead I watched her walk out the door, leaving me in the care of people I barely know! And at the end of my stay, they torture me with a bath and hair cut!! But overall it’s not so bad. I know at the end I’ll see mom and she’ll give me a big hug and a kiss!! I can’t wait to see her tomorrow!!!

xoxo,
Oakie

You might have noticed the little stuffed dog that looks exactly like me in the header banner. Mom commissioned an artist to make a little replica of me so she’d have two Oakies. Double trouble! I don’t know why she’d want another one of me, I am plenty for her already! You can not imitate my cuteness and greatness! But then again, the more Oakies, the better! Once you pop, you can’t stop! Two Oakies are better than one! Double the Oakie, double your pleasure, double the fun!

I’m super!
Oakie

Some people say I cross my legs like a lady, I say I’m merely a refined gentleman. It’s not something I was taught to do.. crossing my legs. I guess my bowleggedness forces me to do so. But it’s all good, the ladies love it. When they see me sit all proper, they Ooh and Ahh and Aww.. yeah, that’s right. They love the Oakster.

Wink,
Oakie

It was supercalifragilistically cold last night so I was forced to wear my “cute” jacket, and by cute I mean non-masculine and slightly gay.. though it did keep me a teensy bit warmer. But how warm can a jacket be when the sleeves don’t even cover most of the area on my legs and my butt is completely exposed!? These so-called doggy jackets are a scam! They’re wasting my mom’s hard-earned money when she could be using it to buy me extra Beggin Strips and Snausages! Those keep my belly warm mo’ betta!!

Hugs,
Oakie

Don’t let the title fool you- I’m really a sweetheart. But when it comes to plush toys, imma gonna tear them up like boom boom pow! Anything that is stuffed, I will rip and shred with my canine razor sharp teeth! Rawr I’m a badass! So if you treasure that dinky little stuffed teddy bear your dummy ex-boyfriend gave you for Valentine’s day, don’t let it fall in my path.. I will DESTROY it!

xoxo!
Oakie

I hate taking baths! I know I need them ’cause I get major stinky, but yikes on water getting splashed in my eyes and nose! Sometimes when the water is warm I will relax and let my body and rump get a good rinsing, but when it’s time for my facial I say, “no, thank you!” I dread the end of bath time when it’s time to scrub my pretty face. All that water freaks me out! I don’t like it unless it’s in a bowl. For me to drink. Not when it’s to wash the crusty snot out of my eyes!

xoxo,
Oakie