It’s Oakie!

One more TBT picture for good measure.

xx,
Oakie

Hi Internets! It’s Thursday! Do you know what that means? Yup, Throwback Thursday! Sponsored by: My Cuteness.

xx,
Oakie

I just got a haircut, but mommy forgot to cut my bangs. Still cute, though.

xx,
Oakie

Apparently I am not very good at catch.

Hmph,
Oakie

Cute Oakie here again to update you on my life with my single post of the month. Hmm, so the last time I posted, mom went on her vacation for two weeks. Then she came back for a week, and now she is gone again. WTF. That is not cool, mom. I miss you when you’re gone! Don’t you see how excited I am when I see you for the first time in weeks? I greet you with my tongue hanging out and my tail wagging! Yes, I get bored of you after 10 seconds and then I run away and find my toy. But that is no excuse to abandon me! Yes, when you hold me I squirm and moan like an old man until you put me down. Still no excuse. I’ve got ancient bones and joints. I’m almost 13 for goodness sake! Next time you go on vacation, take me with you!! Pwease!

xx,
Oakie

In the past month, mom has taken me to the vet 4 times. Each time cost between $250 and $500. One time was because she found lumps on my sides. They turned out to be fat deposits. $300 for peace of mind. Oops, sorry mom. Another time I had a cyst on my belly and she went to get it checked. The doctor tested the blood from the cyst which was an extra $80 fee. Then right after he checked it, the cyst fell off in the examination room and I was all better. Oops. Sorry again, mom. That same time I went in to check my cough, and I was put on antibiotics to clear it up, but it turned out to be nothing as well. Then I went in again because I have a leaky heart valve and hyperthyroidism, so I had to get an ultrasound and more blood work done, and now I have to be on medication for the rest of my life. Then I saw $$$$$ dollar signs in my vet’s eyes. Sorry, mom. Then today I went in for a teeth cleaning and mom paid $400 for that. Sorry, mom. But you can’t deny that she loves me! I mean come on, who wouldn’t??

xx,
Oakie

Hi errbody! Hope you had a Merry Christmas! Happy New Year, too! I had a great Christmas. I mean, just look at all the presents I got! Woohoo! Just kidding, none of those were for me. They were human gifts. How thoughtless of those humans to exclude me from their gift giving. I give so much of my cuteness to them and what do I get in return? Nothing! Well, that’s not completely true. They hug and pet me and give me cookies. ME LOVE COOKIE!!!

xx,
Oakie

Ello, govna! Oakie checking in on his millions of readers! Did you miss me? Sorry I don’t blog much. Mama always leaves the computer high up on the desk, and I can’t reach it. It’s pretty rude. What to know what else is rude? The new winter booties she bought me. How can buying someone shoes be rude, you ask? Because I doan likes to wear the shoes! They feel so funky on my beautiful paws. My paws are too cute to be hidden. Plus they are slippery on this hardwood floor. Oakie no likey. Take ’em off me, ma!!

xx,
Oakie