Oakie Sleeps

Happy National Dog Day AND Happy 14th Birthday to ME!!!!

Hai guys. This morning one of the smoke detectors in the house started beeping. It was so loud. I was scared. The 9v battery was running low, and there were no extra 9v batteries lying around. Who keeps extra 9v batteries anyway? And what other electronics use the stupid 9v battery? None! Anyway, grandpa tried to make the beeping stop, but he accidentally made it go off, and that made all the smoke detectors go off at once. It scared me to death I crapped my pants! Well, I don’t wear pants so I didn’t really crap them. Also I didn’t really crap either. But I was super scared and shaking. Mom put a winter coat on me because I was shaking so much. But that didn’t help, so she wrapped me in a beach towel. That was so comfy, I almost fell asleep! That towel looked good on me, too.

Mom has been obsessed with taking pictures of me as of late. Not that this is anything new. She loves to shove that camera in my face and snap away. She doesn’t even let me fix my hair or let me pose with my good angle. Actually, all angles of me are pretty good. And I look ravishing with bedhead, so I guess I don’t really need to fix my hair. Dang, I’m so good looking I look good even in my sleep. Keep those pictures coming!

xx,
Oakie

Since mom is going to be out of town for Halloween, she decided to dress me up early. And I hated it as usual. It had a hoodie, and of course when she put that over my head it was lights out. I couldn’t see anything, so I just laid down and went to sleep. Doesn’t she know I don’t appreciate being dressed up like a girl?! How am I supposed to keep up my tough guy image with a fabulous dragon costume on?! I ain’t gonna get no respect with this on!

xx,
Oakie

ZOMG I haven’t written a blog entry since June?! I’m so sorry I’ve been keeping my fans waiting! I know you guys have been itching to hear about what I’ve been doing. Well, let me think back to July. It was a hot month. I think I drank a lot of water and peed and pooped a lot. August was also a scorcher. I went to get my wellness exam done and everything came back ok. I got so nervous at one point in the room that I tried to jump on the chair next to mama and I face planted. It was so embarrassing. In September, mom was out of town most of the month, and she didn’t take me with her. That bitch. And now October. I’ve been coughing a lot lately, so mom took me to the vet again. He took an xray of my chest and saw that my heart had enlarged a little more and it’s not a good thing. He then told my mom that I have about a year to live, which caused my mom to cry uncontrollably in front of the vet. I don’t know what was more embarrassing: Me face planting or mom being a big cry baby. Though I don’t blame her. One year to live really sucks. I hope this means I get to eat steak every night and that she’ll stop dressing me up in stupid dog clothes. But I’m pretty sure this means she’ll buy even more silly outfits for me to wear. I guess that’s the price of being cute.

xx, Oakie

Mom can be a mean bia sometimes. When I am comfortably sleeping on the floor, she likes to put a heavy blanket on me. Aww you say? Not aww! The blanket is bulky and heavy and she puts it on top of my body and my head! Suffocating! But I’m so used to it, I don’t even move anymore. I’ll just keep sleeping until she starts to feel bad and takes it off. Can a pup get some peace ‘n quiet around here? Sheesh!

xx,
Oakie

Happy New Year! Ok, I’m a little late.. but only by 9 days! My mom was super awesome to me on New Year’s Eve. She stayed home and we watched the ball drop on TV together. It was so magical and special. And then we went to bed an hour later! The best night EVAR!!!

xx,
Oakie

Dear Friends,

Today will be my last blog of the year!! Yay!! And with that I leave you a photo of me lounging on my back with my undersides showing in all its glory. Happy New Year!!

xx,
Oakie