Oakie Poops

I went with mom to work yesterday! I was sooo excited! She put the harness on me as if we were going for a walk, but as soon as she grabbed her purse I knew we were going someplace special and I just could NOT contain myself! I was bursting with fruit flavors of joyous joy joy joy! I hopped into the car and cried tears of happiness all the way there. When we parked, I peed and pooed (twice!) before getting inside the office. Oh boy oh boy oh boy I was excited! Then we get into her office, she sits down in front of the computer, and I’m stuck sitting next to her. Hmm, this scenario looks familiar. If I wanted to watch mom on the computer we could have just stayed home!! So now I’m all bored and whimpering because I want to go outside and play! I guess going to work with mom isn’t all that fun. Though I’d rather be with her than at home, sleeping alone.

xx,
Oakie

Guess what?! Chicken butt! Okay, guess what again? Chicken fin! Just kidding, that doesn’t even make sense! But really, guess what?? Mama took me out on a long walk again! She skipped out on her work out so we went on a nice walk. While mama is getting fat, I am getting skinny!! Ooh I’m gonna look so sexy this summer all slimmed down in my swim trunks! I made two big poopies on the walk! And then just now after my nightly bathroom break, I burped like a dirty old man when mama was taking the harness off me. Hehe I’m funny!!

Toodles,
Oakie

Mama is still on vacation. The days are boring without her. I miss greeting her at the door when she comes home from work. She always picks me up and gives me a big hug and a kiss, and then we go outside so I can poo and pee and then she feeds me and rubs my belly and I’m happy. I miss mama!

xx,
Oakie

I saw my first frog last night! Well, that’s what mama told me it was called. It looked more like a jumping turd to me. It was on the back patio, mom pushed it off into the grass so I wouldn’t lick it, but I got close enough to get a quick sniff until it jumped away. I was a little scared of it, but I kept a brave face on and followed it with my nose. Then I got bored, squatted to poop, sniffed the grass for pee pee smells and went back inside. Fun night!

xx,
Oakie

It was rainy and thundery this evening when mama came home. I was so scared of the thunder I didn’t even want to pee, but mom nudged me so I tinkled under the tree. But there was no way I was gonna poop! I put my tail between my legs and ran for the back door! I wouldn’t even eat my delicious dinner because I was so scared. But mom sat on the floor next to my dish and hand fed me a few bites so I’d finish the bowl. I’m glad she did that because I was honnngry! We just went out for my nightly poo, and I didn’t want to pee this time either, but I put on a brave face and did my business. But that was it.. I wanted to go back in! Mom knew I had to go #2 (because I didn’t go earlier and because I ate a big dinner!) so after we made a few circles in the backyard, I popped a squat and pooped a big poopy!!! I was so happy I was done and we went back inside the house! Now it’s sleepy time for me!

Goodnight!
Oakie

Yippee Kai Yay! I watched Lost today with mom! I got to see Jacob and The Man in Black as babies! TWIN babies! Aww so cute! I love babies! And then The Man in Black turned into smoke and died! Aww I hate dying! But the worst part was the MiB killing his mama! Wha WHAT?! Who would ever do such an evil deed?!?! Oh, right, I almost killed my mama when I tripped her down the stairs, but it wasn’t on purpose! I love you, mama! Then after the show, we went out for my poo, and I usually poo in silence, but today I made a wet bean fart squirt when I pooped. It made mom laugh. But I didn’t laugh. I just looked at her, wondering why she giggled at my fart.

xx,
Oakie

Welcome to another LOST Tuesday! I sat on mama’s lap as the hour rolled by. Here I am looking at Sawyer. Who thinks his abs are as wonderful as I do? I mean wha?? No silly, I’m not in love with Sawyer, I’m in love with Kate. Yep.. Kate who can’t make up her mind between Sawyer and Jack. Pick both.. they’re both dreamy! I mean huh wha.. did I just say that? And who else cried when Jin and Sun were united? Oh.. not me. I don’t cry. I just whimper. By then I was ready to jump off mama’s lap and find my bone. I can’t sit still for an hour.. or 5 minutes.

Smell ya later!
Oakie

PS- Besides watching LOST today, I took 2 very solid poopoos and am ready for my 3rd poop before I go to bed in a couple of hours. Yay me!

Ugh! Mom gave me a bath today! Gross! I hate baths! Well, I sort of diarrhea’d all over myself so she had to bathe me. But it’s not really my fault.. it’s hard to keep your bottom clean passing poop soup when your butt is completely covered in fur. I mean come on, gimme a break! Anyway, I’m not the one who fed me fruit. I had no idea it would make my stool all yucky and watery. Oh well, I guess I’m all clean now. I smell like watermelon. No, I didn’t eat more fruit. Mom used girly watermelon scented shampoo on me. I’m still manly though.. I pooed on myself, remember?

Oakie out.

Whaddup, dawg? I like to sport my cap sideways sometimes to express my wild side. I think it makes me look cool and somewhat of a hooligan. You see that green toy in the photo? Yeah, I destroyed it. And then I ate parts of it, and it got stuck in my poop-shoot and mom had to pull it out my butt and I cried and it was such a big mess. Yeah, that part was not that cool, but it was fun tearing it up and eating it. But I guess in the end it wasn’t too worth it.. I had to take a bath after mom pulled the chewed up toy out my butt and got poo all over my behind. It was pretty gross.

Smell ya later,
Oakie

Bonjour! I am so hippity hop happy to be home and not in the kennel! Today I ran around the house freely, I ate three meals instead of two, I had some treats, I took a few dumps, I ran around the house some more, I played with my toys, I threw all my toys all over the house and made a mess, napped for 6 hours, I ran around some more, and I barked at birds and squirrels! What a wonderfully fun and productive day! I wish everyday were like this. Oh wait, everyday IS like this when I’m at home! La vie est belle.

Au Revoir,
Oakie